No (more) PCTs and the seven alternatives

The 2010 pantomime is here. It hardly seems a year since the last production and much has changed. Brown-Blair productions have gone out of business and a temporary coalition company called Cameron-Clegg productions has taken it on whilst they sort out the new name.  Sadly the budget for this production has been drastically cut. There will be no costumes and the cast will have to compete for their jobs this year. The number of roles have been cut so people might have to multitask.

The title of this year is an amalgam of pantomimes (if you excuse the pun!). Snow White has been mothballed and after much deliberation we called it No (more) PCTs and the seven alternatives in memory of those nice PCTs.

Auditions are held around the UK and the first position to be filled is Snow’s mother, Dame Truly Dental. There is much competition from Lady Alison of Wimpoleodd, Baroness Susan of Wimpoleeven  but then we hear a noise at the back...’Who is after my throne darlins? I am the true Dame...Dame Margaret of Globaldom’.  It isn’t worth a fight so we will give the job to Dame M again.